beautiful dreamer.

law and order: svu was on

RICKY ULLMAN’S FACE WAS RIGHT THERE

it’s a sign

The other night, I dreamt about my friend Linda (and it was a weird dream, I told her about it on Facebook).

Last night, I dreamt I ran into Ricky Ullman at Lowe’s and hugged him and was all like “YOU WERE ON HOUSE! AND PHIL OF THE FUTURE USED TO BE MY FAVORITE SHOW!” and then later I went to a tailgating party at school (no transition at all) and I walked in with a group of girls and 2 guys I know and I told them about it and everyone but the guys were like “OMG PHIL!” and the guys were like “wut” and the girls were so jealous because he was cute and then out of nowhere those gate things with the stretchy barrier line things showed up and I was suddenly wearing my backpack, and I had to climb over them to get where I was going but my hugeass backpack fell over on me, making me knock them all over like dominoes, and they made me fix them, but then instead of gates, these kids showed up in like perfect cultural proportions (all these ethnicities man) and I had to make them all hold hands and line the same path as the gate was with their hand chain. Stupid little 5 year old Mexican girl messed everything up so I took a break and went to this sketchy food truck that appeared out of nowhere and got a sandwich and I was all “I’ll do anything for a Klondike bar” so the lady gave me one but then I teleported to the kids but I was still hungry so I started literally picking them up and putting them back down where their spot was, and then we finished, and cheered, and sat down to eat sandwiches and Klondike bars while talking all about Ricky Ullman like he was some really prominent celebrity in modern pop culture.

I don’t have any explanation for this…